Hair pulled so tight you can see her skeleton. Her heels are high and her bag is snakeskin. He waits for an elevator, 1 to 9, a lady walks in and waits by his side. Headphone wielding to the Nicholas Building, he trips on a pothole that’s not been filled in. Sit on the grass building pyramids out of Coke cans.” He screams “I’m not going to work today! Gonna count the minutes that the trains run late. Rips off his tie, hands it to a homeless man, sleeping in the corner of a Metro bus stand. Wakes up at a quarter past nine, fare evades his way down the 96 tram line.īreakfast on the run again, he’s well aware he’s dropping soy linseed Vegemite crumbs everywhere.įeeling sick at the sight of his computer he dodges his way through the Swanston commuters. Oliver Paul, twenty years old, thick head of hair worries he’s going bald. I’m waiting here for you i’m waiting here for you i’m looking ‘cross the room n hoping that you’re lookin too. i gotta go but i hope we can keep in touch i like very much being here with you but you see, all this small talk is killin’ me do you have any siblings? you got a sister yeh she’s a detective, well i bet she’s got some good stories. I’m looking ‘cross the room n hoping that you’re lookin too. I’m waiting here for you i’m waiting here for you i got better things to do than shave my legs, my pits, oh yeh. can i get you anything? a soda? Campari? with lemon? you got it. I’m waiting here for you i’m waiting here for you what’d you think of the ultimate ending? i fast forward, get busy pretending that i’ve seen everything. From 2 Chainz to Drake, to Tyga to Jaden Smith, here are 50 Rap Lyrics That Make No Sense, in an order as nonsensical as the verses you’ll find below.Do you have any siblings? i got a brother, Blake, he’s four years older than me (n i guess he always will be) yeah he’s clever and he’s got a cool girlfriend (hey Hayley) aw but wait, now that they’re engaged soooooo i hope they have kids so i can be a cool aunty Whether it’s misusing a metaphor, taking a swing and a miss at an analogy or saying something that’s just factually incorrect, a lot of rappers need a copy editor in the studio with them before they send a record off to the adoring public. But to single out Weezy wouldn’t be fair, because there are prominent rappers everywhere saying things that need a fact check. You could make an entire list of them just by diving into Lil Wayne’s discography (“Met a female dragon/Had a fire conversation”? C’mon, fam). Turns out, rappers say things that make you go “uh, what?” all the time. So if they happen to say something that doesn’t make a lick of sense, well, it’s preserved inside of Spotify and Apple Music indefinitely Much like a deleted tweet that’s screenshotted and preserved forever, what a rapper says on wax lives on in infamy. Their lives consist of speaking rhythmically, recording it and releasing it to the masses to be played over and over again.
And you can’t prevent the looks of bewilderment that are staring back at you.įor rappers, these experiences are doubly so. You know what’s happening, but you can’t stop it. Maybe your brain momentarily malfunctions and you combine two words instead of picking one of them. Maybe you’re giving a speech in front of a hundred people and your nerves overcome your ability to speak coherently.
Circumstances can sometimes negatively dictate the sentences that come dribbling out of our mouths, and in a lifetime that will be made up of millions upon millions of words, human beings are guaranteed to have multiple instances of nonsensical nomenclature somewhere along the way.
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